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La poésie, orgasmementalLe poète, jouisseur onaniste verbal

Jacques COULARDEAU ebooks andCDs

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La poésie, orgasmementalLe poète, jouisseur onaniste verbal

Jacques COULARDEAU ebooks andCDsJacques COULARDEAU@Amazon (69)

Poetrywas formesomekindofdrug longbefore Iknewwhatanythingelsebutbreathingwasandwhat tasteor tastes thiseverythingelsecouldhave.

IusedFrench forawhilebut in1973 inCalifornia Idiscovered the re-orderingvalueofEnglish formytotallydismantledanddisruptedmind. Itbroughtmesomeorder,or rather inCalifornia I reachedasufficient leveloforder toconsider I couldmaybegobeyond the immediate future. Andwhat’smore ImetLucretia.

Then inRoubaix in1979 Iwasdrafted intobecoming theculturalofficerofRadioQuinquin inAuby,next toDouai, andquickly realized,producedandbroadcastsomeeighthoursof radioperweek: literature readings forchildren,general literature readings, culturalnewsandproblemsanddebatesandspecialevent in theevening. I started inNovember1979 just twomonthsafterAnnunzio’sbirth.At thesametime Ibecameresponsible for theweeklychildren’spageofLiberté inLille (regularpoem,storyandplasticcontributions).

When Imoved toOlliergues in1995, I startedworking invariousuniversities in2002 toendup inParisuniversities, amongothersSorbonne, in2005, thatbrought twophenomenalmeetings.First Imet Ivanwhobecamemyresearchassistant in2010 forsixyears.Second IencounteredKévinwhostartedworkingwithme inmusic in2009,songsandstories, forabout fiveyears, thougherratically.

Mostofwhat Ipresentherewasproduced in themore recentperiod(about fifteenyears)and is for thegreaterpart inEnglish.Though there issomeFrench too. It is in theseyearsAnnunziohasdevelopedsomepictorial abilityandcontributed tosomeof thesevolumes.

Iwill let youenjoy them, if youhaveenoughpatience toentermybilingualworld.

JacquesCOULARDEAU

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Jacques COULARDEAU@Amazon (69)Poetry in ebooks or on CDs – Part ONE

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (1)La Parole de Saint Chrosome [Explicit]

Jacques CoulardeauSUMMER TRAVELLING

The train was running along its tracksIt could not believe what it was seeingThe blue sky of the summer full of starsIn the middle of the afternoon Hooray

You must be drunkChoo choo trainYou must be sick

Right through your brain

The car was just rolling on its wheelsUnconscious of the asphalt of the roadAnd when it opened its tired eyes

They blinked like dubious unbelievers

You must be whoozyBumpy bump carYou must be crazy

Right through all your scars

The plane was nicely gliding up in the skyLight elegant like an albatrosA flash of light blinded his pilots

And it fell down like a dead cormorant

You must be lost nowWings cockpit black boxes

Unpregnant with your passengersScattered on the sea bottom rocks

The ferry diligently rushed acrossThe Channel right through to DoverThe men aboard gambled and drankUnconscious of the oncoming storm

You must be sillyDear old ferry boat

Rocking rolling twisting

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In the waves the ocean’s coat

But be sure I in my gardenContemplate this heroic comedy

All of them rushing awayFrom their home sweet home

I must be getting oldWho doesn’t want any more

To travel far and wideTo some foreign folklore

And I rock my head in the sunI roll my eyes in the shade

I twist my fingers on my coffee mugLonging for the forbidden sugar

I am sure you may thinkI am just fantasizing

Why then switch on the TVAnd just start listening

Eleven dead bodies every dayOn the roads, on the roadsAnd how many heavy tons

Of Carbon dioxide

Now I know you believeMy sanity is at stakeWhy think of the deadMy heart’s still awake

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (2)Right at the Bottom of the Urn [Kindle Edition]

Jacques COULARDEAU (Author), Annunzio COULARDEAU (Illustrator)

The score is full of notes, filled with notes,notes and bars that have no shape at first,except going up and down, at timesclustered in bunches here and there. Thecomposer looks at his score, perfectly andneatly printed in world-class toner on thepaper. And he has the sudden envy – andhe has that sudden envy every single timehe comes to the end of a composition – tobe able to take it and shake it andrearrange it all haphazardly, maybe oneday even empty it into the kitchen drain orflush all those notes down the toilet in thebathroom. Good riddance.

To Ivan Eve,at a time when the sky was all smiles

From his Lord Wottonat a time when he fell for Dorian Gray

the toy of the Lord Shiva of all Perditionpreparing for the shiva’h of his youthlost in the seven veils of his maturity

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PARIS MY DISAMOUR

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FARE THEE WELL SOUVENIRParis t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

Mathieu came firstThe son of a CommieVain in his suburbSure in his futureProvocative proudLove for him wasWhisky Vodka CognacWine Beer laced with HashishAnd girls on topWhen he was drunk

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

Then came TiphaineDelicate daintyMummy a doctorDaddy an engineerShe liked kissingLong long endlessly longShe loved nudityShe enjoyed perversityI was her desert bowlFor ice cream and yogurt

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étais

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Mon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

I moved to SofianeAn Arab a MoslemNo alcohol no sexJust love in the eyesLove in the words of the mouthLove in the fearThe desire the aweOf loving and being lovedDon’t touch don’t hugUncorporeal love

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

I wanted somethingCarnal and bloodyMuriel was the tripShe loves with her teethWith her nails she streaksMy back with scratchesDeep, red, oozingBlood exquisite painOrgasm tons of cumGooey pussy juiceAll over my prick

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried gone

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Forever smashed

It took me at leastTwo weeks to surviveI looked for IvanThe terrible shy skaterHis eyes disrobe youHis voice skins your mindBut no sex pleaseWe are SlavonicThe lull of a lullabyThe charm of hypnosis

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

I needed exoticismSo I went to FaïdaBlack, plump, thrillingDirect to the pointAnd the point is my prickDirect to the pointAnd the point is to cumThere is no secrecyIt is right away out publicI enjoy being a toy

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

But Sometimes I likePrivacy and shadow

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I had an affair withThe ghostlike EvelyneFor the world she is a virginFor everyone she is a prudeFor everybody she is modestBut for me she is fleshShe likes flesh and sweatShe can cum hours on end

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

Then I was exhaustedI could not bone any moreFor days I needed a restI needed a friendOne that does not jumpAnd rapes others instantlyOne I could loveWith my heart my soulOne that could love with his heartAnd that one was Arthur

Paris t’es finiEt dir’ que t’étaisMon dernier amourParis foreverBuried goneForever smashed

Jacques COULARDEAU

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (3)TRIPPING ENDLESSLY

ALL ALONG THE DOWNFALLJacques COULARDEAU

Illustrations Annunzio COULARDEAU

CONTENTSSaint Austremonius p. 5Psychophagus p. 7Sun Sand and Strife p. 9Casus Belli at the Casa Dei p. 11Haunted p. 30Memory Blocks p. 45One Happy Morning p. 56Perth Wolfenstein p. 67Birds of a Feather p. 100Fearless John’s Prayer to the Black VirginOf La Chaise-Dieu Abbey church p. 114

All these poems and stories are dedicatedto Lucretia who helped crossing the longdepression between the mountain ofhostile war and the mountain ofreconstruction.Some people, some events played anenormous role in those years, TheUniversity of Perpignan in their Mende

unit; the Festival of La Chaise-Dieu and sacred music, music, and music again;Michel Thénot of Central Parc with whom I visited dozens of Romanesquechurches running after Black Virgins; in Sri Lanka Sujeewa and Sudarshani andthe confrontation with elephants; and then Paris with several life-ghosts whomade me recapture life: many were named Arthur but some stand out, Ivan,Paula and Animata. Special mention to Christian Gauchet, Ghalib Hakkak andPère Emmanuel Gobilliard.

They are too numerous to be named all. They are legions and that’s howwe survive on this earth, satiated with love, friendship and mental and spiritualexperience.

© Jacques COULARDEAU & Annunzio COULARDEAUKINDLE DIRECT PUBLISHING, September 26, 2012Amazon.com/.co.uk/.fr/.de/.it/.es/ etc.ASIN: B009GIANZE

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$5.35onAmazon.com -- €4,12onAmazon.fr

MATHIAS, THE DOPPELGANGER

The street is longMind you all the lightsThe cars the zebra crossingsBicycles pedestriansNever can I see it all alone

Youmust think of tomorrowI won’t be with you all the timeSays Mathias in my mind

I reach the tower blockI climb to my seventh floorI hate urnal coffin liftsI prefer stairs and stepsTheir obscene graffiti

You should think of tomorrowI don’t intend to always be thereSays Mathias in my brain

I unlock open my doorI get into my officeI turn on all the machinesCoffee machine first of allAnd I sit contemplative

You have to think of tomorrowI intend not to be here all the timeSays Mathias in my skull

OK Mathias doppelgangerWhat’s on tomorrow?

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My agenda says nadaSo what do you have in mind?In my mind, mind you?

I have nothing in mind MatthewRemember the mind is only youTomorrow I go on a vacation

You go on a vacation MathiasYou desert mind, brain and skullyou abandon me all aloneYoumaroon me in the rolling seaOf this here bare barren crowd

Like it or not dear MatthewThere are laws in this countryIncluding for friends of the mind

You, my mindful friend, MathiasYou who will dispose of me tomorrowDump me in a loony bin of trashStrand me to drown in populaceTo Choke on a mouthful of people

Oh yes, my very dear friend MatthewI will go for two weeksYou can start mourning today

I love that, you my friendI lodge you in my mindYou haunt my brain day and nightYou feed on all my thoughtsAnd I must do shivah’ in my skulls

But Matthew my very dear friendYou will adapt, adjust, ad libAnd you will even love me more

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You have a point there, MathiasUngrateful grateless gratingGrater that rants and raves gratisMe Rigoletto power twentyLaughing stock of my soul

Except little beloved MatthewYouwill never have me killedWe are friends till death us parts

Or till I take a loony therapistWho will pull you out of my proteinsIn no time though with many tearsYell yawl yowl perchance yodelI swear I’ll stop after a while

You see, just my point MatthewYou are crazy and I am itThe craze that makes you live

I know what you’re going to sayLet’s admit our fate togetherWe are friends till love us partsCan you hear the tolling bellsThat’s no love that’s death

Better have a dirge MatthewA lamentation in an urnThan your friend in a cesspool

Jacques COULARDEAU

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (6)L’APOCALYPSE SELON SAINT JEAN

Jacques Coulardeau

UNE VASTE HISTOIRE PERSONNELLE

Il y a des années que je lis cetteApocalypse en anglais, en français, en vieilanglais même, et dans quelques autreslangues. C’est pour moi le texte le plusmystérieux qui soit car il raconte unehistoire très ancienne en l’habillant descouleurs de la prédiction.Je vis dans le dragon autant que dans labête. Je frémis avec les quatre chevaux etleurs cavaliers. Je tremble avec Babylone,cette pute céleste et divine, peut-être pasdu dieu des Juifs ou des Chrétiens, maisd’un dieu quelque part dans unequelconque galaxie. Je halète au sort de lafemme enceinte qui porte son destin, et letexte dit le nôtre aussi, entre ses mains,façon de parler.J’ai demandé à bien des compositeurs demettre cet oratorio en musique, mais ce futtoujours une œuvre trop importante. J’aiessayé avec Annunzio Coulardeau uneproduction en direct, en live et en plain air à

Olliergues, lui, assurant la sonorisation et une composition de musique concrèteet électronique plus ou moins improvisée. La première moitié seulement a étéproduite dans ces conditions.

Certains tremblent à la religion, d’autre à la longueur, d’autres encoretremblent devant la palette de voix à réunir, produite, construire, gérer. Et quedire de la musique !

Kévin Thorez s’y est mis lentement et il aura fallu trois ans pour réussirl’enregistrement, la composition et le montage. Vous me direz si le texte en vautla peine, et vous rechercherez l’enregistrement pour me dire ensuite si lamusique emporte bien l’aventure vers une fin qui, loin d’être salvatrice, est en faitdes plus dramatique, tragique, car on vous raconte ici la fin de l’humanitématérielle et sa simple survie virtuelle. 

Mais est-ce aussi simple ? Rien n’est jamais aussi simple qu’on levoudrait…

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Illustration Annunzio Coulardeau

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Jacques COULARDEAUPoetry in ebooks or on CDs – Part TWO

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Jacques Coulardeau &Kécin Thorez atAmazon (8)

L’APOCALYPSE SELON SAINT JEANAdaptation Jacques CoulardeauInterprétation Jacques Coulardeau

Musique Kévin Thorez

Je dédie ce texte à tant de gens queje ne saurais tous les nommer.Cependant certains ne peuvent pasêtre oubliés.

Tout d’abord ceux qui m’entourent oum’ont entouré jour après jour,Lucretia La Notte en premier lieu etAnnunzio dans la foulée.

Au Puy en Velay Père EmmanuelGobillard à qui je dois une survie àqui il rendit l’espoir sur un lit d’hôpital.

A Saint Gervais sous MeymontMichel Thénot qui me fit traverser ledésert d’église romane en égliseromane, de Wuyvre en Sheila-na-gig,avec mes amis de toujours, Jakin etBoaz, retrouvés à Beurrières sur un

portail du 12ème siècle.

Le poète Armand Olivennes qui fut un ami tout du long de plus dedeux décennies et demie.

Et plus que tout ce soleil que je sens luire dans ma galaxieintérieure nourrie du feu de mes étudiants, car vivre c’est servir et quandon ne sert plus personne ni rien il ne reste plus que la sortie, en fait on estdéjà sorti. Et ces étudiants sont des milliers sans que je les aie jamaiscomptés.

Olliergues, le 8 mai 2013

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Date de sortie d'origine : 5 juin 2013Amazon MP3Label: Editions La Dondaine - MtkxCopyright: © Association La Dondaine - MtkxDurée totale: 1:54:54Genres: Gospel et musique spirituelleASIN: B00CY4R1W0

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (10)SIGIRI GRAFFITI

PRICELESS SPIRITUAL HERITAGEFROM YESTERDAY’S HUMANITY

TO THE HUMANITY OF TOMORROW

Diyakapilla, October 5, 2005Olliergues, December 27-31, 2005

After Sri Lanka's King Kasyapa’s fall in495 CE, Sigiriya goes back to beingreligious probably with pilgrimages.Many visitors are proved anddocumented. Inside the Mirror Wallcovered with a special lustrous plaster,all along the gallery under thefrescoes, between the 9th and the 13thcenturies, essentially between the 9thand 11th centuries, visitors inscribedsmall poems in traditional formcomposed of two or four lines in fullagreement with contemporary poetics.Note this confirms a high educationallevel among the visitors. These smallpoems known as the Sigiri Graffiti aremost of the time signed and we thuscan know the names and socialpositions of their authors. There are

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about 1,200 poems of which about 900 have been published: 685 by Dr S.Paranavitana in 1956 and 150 in 1990 and 1994 by Benille Priyanka whois working on the remaining 300 or so. In the following selection I used theyear of publication, 56, 90 and 94, and the number in these publications toidentify them.

This is a translation in English and in French of a selection of SigiriGraffiti.

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (11)ILYAAND VANIA

TWO LOVE BIRDS . . . OF A FEATHERJacques Coulardeau

This story has to be dedicated to time andlife. It is the result of meeting manypeople in the avenues of big Paris, gay asis well-known, and gay it is, indeed.The songs were written to the musicKévin Thorez had previously composed.All the songs are from 2011-2012.The dramatic story of Ilya and Vanya waswritten in 2013, integrating the lyrics ofthe songs as part of the story. It is a fullhomage to a young man who does notlike his name to be quoted or uttered.Anonymous he will stay, just the way helikes it, and he likes many things.The two characters carry endearingshortenings of Russian names. Thenames are masculine and the twoshortenings are built on a feminine

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ending. I was attracted by this ambiguity for our birds of a feather.Just as I was attracted by the morbid merging love of Dracula and

Mina. Love is, in a way, losing yourself in the other while the other loseshimself or herself in you. Losing and loosening themselves into each other.

That’s the miracle of love and it has little to do with orientation, thoughwe always have to consider the end from the very beginning and just as muchas love is suffering, the end of love is exquisitely painful. Dukkha!

The story in a shortened version to hold within 80 minutes will comeout soon at Zimbalam and most platforms under the title Synchrosome II Ilyaand Vanya., with the voices of Kévin Thorez, Nad.X.Ka and JacquesCoulardeau.

Olliergues, Auvergne, France, March 8, 2014

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SYNCHROSOME II – ILYA& VANYAJacques COULARDEAU – Kévin THOREZ – NADXKA

Notre musique vise au dépaysement sonore, à la recherche d’un univers oùinstruments, langue et chant se conjuguent en un tout surprenant et mêmeparfois bouleversant. Nous cherchons à capturer et reproduire des émotions parla musique et les sonorités parfois rauques de la langue anglaise.

Pour ces albums, nous abordons des thèmes qui se veulent articulésautour de l’Amour, sa puissance, profondeur et légèreté quand il apparaît, s’éteintou se brise pour mieux renaître… dans la pureté ou noirceur du cœur menant àla folie, la passion ou l’illumination, mais dans des histoires actuelles ou imagéesparsemées de métaphores & de surprises qui font de ces albums une aventure…

Ces thèmes sont d’autant plus développés qu’un récit ou dialogue entreIlya et Vanya prend corps liant les chansons et révélant deux êtres se torturant

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par et pour leur propre amour dans l’album Synchrosome II, Ilya and Vanya .Les visuels sont des peintures de macousine, Caroline Guille, tableaux visiblespour certains, sur son site : caro-paint.com.

*****This story has to be dedicated to time andlife. It is the result of meeting many peoplein the avenues of big Paris, gay as is well-known, and gay it is, indeed.The songs were written to the music KévinThorez had previously composed. All thesongs are from 2011-2012.The dramatic story of Ilya and Vanya waswritten in 2013, integrating the lyrics of thesongs as part of the story. It is a fullhomage to a young man who does not likehis name to be quoted or uttered.Anonymous he will stay, just the way helikes it, and he likes many things.

The two characters carry endearing shortenings of Russian names. Thenames are masculine and the two shortenings are built on a feminine ending. Iwas attracted by this ambiguity for our birds of a feather.

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Jacques COULARDEAUPoetry in ebooks or on CDs – Part THREE

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (13)

LA CHAISE DIEU - 3015UNE VISITE INTERSIDÉRANTE

Loukardill débarque du satellite Europade Jupiter dans son Vaisseau SpatialIndividuel (VSI) à La Chaise Dieu en3015 pour l'ouverture du Festival. Ildécouvre l'Abbatiale et ses secrets ouses charmes parfois cachés, et surtoutune musique "sucrée" comme on dit surJupiter (en fait "sweet" car on parleanglais partout dans le cosmos sauf enFrance), qui serait en langue françaisestandard de la musique sacrée.Et il prend un sacré pied - de nez biensûr - à utiliser ses pouvoirs cosmiquespour ajouter un peu de piment et depiquant dans le concert. Il en inventealors le concept de MaladieSpirituellement Transmissible appelé àavoir une longue carrière universelledans l'univers des millénaires à venir. Il

est sûr que l'introduction de Rap dans l'Abbatiale entre deux morceauxbaroques a pu semblé un peu rococo aux esthètes patentés de la pressebien en vue - mais bien mal en vie - de Paris. Inutile de dire que Loukardillest reparti ce soit là plein de souvenirs fantasques.

Il nous a laissé à rêver de ce que ce Festival pourrait être s'il étaitinterrompu de façon intermittente par des artistes alternatifs intermittentspour des divertissements anachronistiques (en anglais dans le texte)intermittents. Certains diraient bien des choses, mais Loukardill n'enpense pas moins.

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (16)SHADOW IN THE NIGHTSIGIRIYA’S SHINY LADIES

Jacques COULARDEAU, French & English translations

This edition of the Sigiri Graffiti set up in adramatic form about the fate of KingKasyapa is dedicated to those who mademy encounter with them and the Asparason the Rock face possible.First Sujeewa who welcomed me on theCentre of Eco-cultural Studies’ base inDiyakapilla in July 2005.http://www.cessrilanka.com/Second Sudarshani who lived at the topof a tree and always made fun of my lovefor elephants.Third the monks of the PidurangalaMonastery where I had the opportunity toclimb to the top of their rock and spend afull night with the reclining Buddha nextto the plaque of thanks of the monks toKing Kasyapa who gave them this rockin exchange for the Sigiriya Rock.That was a good time of discovery andmeditation that meant a lot of interestingcogitation and mental improvement.

I kind of found some epiphany after five years of extreme vagrancy andten more years of primeval misunderstanding.

The Dhammapada and Pali were my healing potions and my visionaryorganic rational hallucinogens that had been elaborated by twenty five centuriesof absolutely sober wisdom.

No one needs soma, chrism, ayahuaska or tobacco to go up to the sky ofluminous imagination and the heaven of human wisdom.

Jacques COULARDEAU, Olliergues, July 18, 2014

On Youtube:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFmFyWYRbo&index=4&list=PL9SOLKoGjbepmh4nrDObqVSCl6wWMLBV9

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L'Apocalypse selon Saint Jean : Aria de la pureté de laJérusalem messianique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HMP4MC1w8

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Jacques COULARDEAUPoetry in ebooks or on CDs – Part FOUR

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Jacques Coulardeau at Amazon (17)LOONY-LU & LULU

THE BELOVED SACRIFICED TOAND BY THE BELOVEDA MYSTICAL PARODYJacques COULARDEAU

This is the love story of two people whocross all limits of moderation or evenintensity to reach beyond into the landwhere suffering becomes pleasurable,where dependence becomes blissbecause submission is real happiness.They get and find their inspiration inreal life for sure but also in their culturedeeply animated by all kinds of bloodsacrifices from Jesus to the Incas, fromIsaac to the Mayas. These two, a man and a woman, donot believe one moment they are

perverse or abnormal. They are just doing to each other and to someother more or less, often less, consenting actors what they see going on inall war zones. For them life is a war and living is survival, a constant battleagainst forces that want their doom, their end, their death. 

For them, both of them who are both dominant and submissive,master and slave or mistress and slave, suffering is an offering to theperson you love, to the person who loves you. It is an honor just like it wasfor Jesus to die for his father and for the sacrificed young men to die fortheir Sun god, the sun god of the Mayas or the Aztecs. 

Enter that deep jungle of sorrowful pleasure and blissful pain. 

Jacques COULARDEAUOlliergues, November 13, 2014

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AN UNTELLABLE STORYA dramatic Confession

THE NINETEEN STATIONS OFSARAPHIC LOVE

James Crittle, a famous pilot of the FrenchAir Force, later turned university professor,on February 18, 2015, was found dead infull uniform Rue Montmartre in Paris. Hehad used some cyanide to put an end tohis life. The French Air Force took over hisfuneral in Bordeaux, but Joseph andMagdalena Seth, two young people whohad been his friends up to three yearsbefore when James Crittle stepped out oftheir life without any explanation, hearingthe news on the radio decided to claim hisbody since he had no known directrelatives.They are entrusted then with an important

envelope addressed to them and that contains the manuscript of this “UntellableStory” and my name and contact. I had been James Crittle’s friend some fiftyyears earlier when I was going to the university and met him then. He hadobviously kept track of me over these years.

I here try to give you his confession, since he calls it a confession, abouthis first twenty years in this life and I just try to put, as far as I can, this text intoperspective with an introduction. Joseph and Magdalena Seth added a shortconclusion. Most of the pictures and illustrations were in the initial envelope. Wedecided to use them, with some prudence though because some of the people onthese pictures are totally unknown to us and they were not identified.

We also retained some documents from East Germany and the USA and

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his military papers, considering they had nothing to do with this “Untellable Story.”

Jacques COULARDEAUOlliergues, FranceMarch 14, 2015

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Percutio & The Nineteen Stations of Saraphic Lovehttps://www.academia.edu/17762827/Percutio_and_The_Ninete

en_Stations_of_Saraphic_Love

Abstract:Parcutio It features a bewildering array of internationally-based contributors,ranging from 'conventional' poets through to off-the-wall experimentalists. Forexample, Jacques Coulardeau who, 'has contributed to Percutio almost since itsinception. He is a very interesting outsider on the French 'scene'. He researcheswhat he wants to, but has a strong interest in US politics and European music'. I -Rapatahana - can only wonder as regards the existential je ne sais quoi of an

outsider in outsider France, home of Camus, who lent this title, of course, to ColinWilson...such are the interesting personages found in this publication.

« James Crittle, a famous pilot of the French Air Force, later turned universityprofessor, on February 18, 2015, was found dead in full uniform Rue Montmartrein Paris. He had used some cyanide to put an end to his life. The French AirForce took over his funeral in Bordeaux, but Joseph and Magdalena Seth, twoyoung people who had been his friends up to three years before when JamesCrittle stepped out of their life without any explanation, hearing the news on the

radio decided to claim his body since he had no known direct relatives.They are entrusted then with an important envelope addressed to them and thatcontains the manuscript of this “Untellable Story” and my name and contact. I had

been James Crittle’s friend some fifty years earlier when I was going to the

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university and met him then. He had obviously kept track of me over these years.. . »

Research Interests:History, Algerian war, Contemporary Poetry, Hildegard von Bingen, Post-Traumatic Growth, Moses, Early Childhood Development, Heroes of War

Orcs vs Knights, and Moses and the Bronze Serpent

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Un conte fantastique d'horreur complet

Fifi Sans Tifs le Vampire de Roubaix surTrichon

JacquesCOULARDEAU& David GOMMEZ

Un conte fantastique et d'horreur,un Vampire de bas quartier qui

officie à la sortie des écoles et dansdes caves profondes, un vaniteuxqui finira bouffé par des bousiers.

Adapté pour théâtre demarionnettes - pour adultes biensûr. Sur scène il portait le costume

de Robespierre. Ah! Ah! Ah!Je suis Fifi Sans Tifs

Je viole les filles et les garçonsJe suis Fifi Sans Tifs

Je donne des glaces et des bonbons 

More Info: Conte en langue française Illustré par David Gommez,

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dessin au stylo à bille, noir et blanc, adapté au Théâtre Louis Richard 

Publication Date: Aug 15, 1994 

Publisher: Editions La Dondaine 

Location: Roubaix, Olliergues, France 

Research Interests:Vampire Literature, South Dakota, Vampires in Film and Literature,

Vampires in folklore, Blood, The Bloody Chamber, Bedbugs, Bugs, Roubaix, WHITE GRUBS, and Bloody Borders

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Jacques COULARDEAUDavid GOMMEZ

FIFI SANS TIFS,LE SANGUINAIRE VAMPIREDE THIERS SUR DUROLLE,

LE ROYAUMEDES AFFÛTEURS À L’AFFÛTET DES CRÈVE-CŒURS DE LA RUE

Aujourd’hui je confesse publiquement mes crimes comme si je lescommettais encore. Aujourd’hui je raconte à qui veut l’entendre monhistoire peu ordinaire et pourtant régulière, cette histoire que j’ai vécuependant des millénaires, jusqu’à ce qu’un bouffe-merde plus téméraireque d’habitude réussit à me piéger dans la mort. Me piéger dans la mort,c’est bien là le comble d’un mort vivant, puisque j’étais un mort vivant.

Mais passons à cette histoire peu commune qui changea complètement laface de l’humanité, et certainement l’interface de ma vie.

Avec des suppléments:

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Fifi Sans Tifs quand il était le Vampire de Roubaix sur Trichonen version scannée JPEG et illustrée par David Gommez

https://www.academia.edu/s/281e361511

AU ROYAUMEDES PLAISIRS MILLÉNAIRES : LE THÉSAURUSSAURIEN DE LA RÉALITÉ HUMAINE SAUROPODE

Manuel du tortureur mondialisé de haute technologie. Tout sur lacivilisation barbare libératrice de la schizophrénie universelle des refoulés

existentiels

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