au revoir jayne

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AU REVOIR JAYNE

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BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY…

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THE ‘JAYNEISM’ QUIZ

(OR, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?)

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“IT’S BORKED”

Definition: something has broken or a process gone awry.

Example: “The server is completely borked.”

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“TRUCK NO CRAPULISM”

Definition: To not stand for any poor behaviour or messing around.

Example: “What the hell are they up to? I’ll truck no crapulism from them.”

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“DOG-FOODING”

Definition: A company tests its own products on itself before releasing them to customers.

Example: No-one actually knows how to use this except Jayne…

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“IT’S CLASSIC FASTER HORSES”

Definition: From Henry Ford’s famous quote “If I’d asked people what they wanted, they would have said ‘faster horses’.” A

motivational and visionary tool to capture the imagination (and promote the use of digital services!)

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“STOP PIXEL-F***ING”

Definition: To cease being meticulous over small, insignificant changes.

Example: “Mat, stop pixel-f***ing.”

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“LET’S MEET FOR A BRAIN-DUMP”

Definition: Mat/Jenny/Caroline/Jonathan/Tim etc… there is some work coming your way.

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“GROW A PAIR”

Definition: A suggestion to show courage in a situation in which one has so far failed to do so.

She’s not referring to testicles, either.

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“THAT’S THE MONEY SHOT”

Definition: Someone’s had a good idea or got to the root of a problem.

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“IT’S BETTER TO HAVE SOMEONE INSIDE THE TENT PISSING OUT, THAN OUTSIDE THE TENT

PISSING IN.”

Definition: Your project is more likely to succeed if you get the naysayers on board first.